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I like to refer myself as The Upgraded version of Dirty Diana, others like to refer me as a bit of a dick. The former sounds more appealing.

Hollywood Whore. The Good Looking with Something Cooking. Teenage Dirtbag. Dancing with Myself. Jersey Girl to your Bruce Springsteen. Mrs Brightside. Girl all the bad guys want, apart from the fact no guy wants me.

The forever awkward Cairawr.

My talents are completing the pokedex, being cute, dying my hair a different colour each week, balancing stuff on my upper lip, being ignorant of my gaming talent (I'm amazing piss off) and completely avoiding any responsibility.

Things I'm not good at are talking to boys, flirting with boys, relationships with boys and getting laid.

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Carson and Mrs Hughes - series 1-5

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Breaking The Male Code: After Steubenville, A Call To Action

Sports Editor at The Nation, Dave Zirin

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when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

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why do girls go to the bathroom together

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jointheyoutubefamily:

troyetroyetroye:

unofficialfabulousness:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

  • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
  • to have a feeling of security
  • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
  • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
  • to gossip in safety
  • to cry in safety
  • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
  • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
  • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
  • to tell a secret
  • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

Also to rap battle

To sacrifice the males

To have lesbian sex

To open the Chamber of Secrets

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yeah but imagine derek whispering spanish into stiles ear while they have sex goodbye

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And finally someone said it

nobody’s fucking stopping you from putting on some foundation dude you can put it on and it’s discrete and other straight guys won’t be able to tell and it does wonders. nobody’s stopping you from moisturizing or even putting on the lightest bits of concealer. don’t worry, other straight men can’t tell

Also there’s less pressure for men to be attractive and more pressure on women to see past men’s looks for their personalities, like look how many movies star average/ugly dudes who still score modelesque girls.

step 1: create unrealistic, unattainable standards of beauty for women

step 2: build a multi-billion dollar beauty industry to sell women makeup, tell them they are worthless without it

step 3: mock and vilify women who wear makeup as vain and fake, mock and vilify women who don’t wear makeup as ugly

step 4: code makeup as exclusively feminine, make the feminine shameful, shame any and all men perceived as feminine

step 5: complain that you can’t wear makeup

all that commentary

he has the same eyes as nash grier do not trust him

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nerd-mentality:

absentions:

And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,

you are in love or lonely,

and I don’t know which one is worse.

Wow

im looking up dragon ball z trivia

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h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

Boys who don’t understand makeup can shut up because we give zero shits about your opinion

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This is all an assumption, but, Malia is about 17 right? So if Peter had her say at the age of 20, he would be around the age of 37, which seems quite appropriate. But then he went to High School with Derek, and I think there’s like a two year age gap? And I can’t see Derek being in his thirties like Peter, so assuming Derek is in his mid-twenties, that’ll make Peter in his late twenties currently. But then anything-twenties minus 17 is just off-putting because that would mean Peter had Malia around the ages of probably 11-13. So really the only way I can see it is that Peter had Malia at the ages 16-18 and he’s now 33-35, teenage pregnancy yada yada. But then, that’ll make Derek in his thirties, at the ages of 31-33… So then would that make Sterek like a lolicon ship because Stiles is about 18? Daddy!Derek?

I’ve confused myself greatly this show makes no sense.

i honestly could see peter and teen pregnancy?? (new show to explain peter’s side of the story haha) bc yeah idk? say he would’ve impregnated her mom at age 14/15 that would make him like 31/32 and derek would be 29 or 30 which seems a lot more acceptable to me but maybE stiles and scott arent as young as they seem but then again yknow i know nothing about the american school system

i could see him having a baby at 14/15 (silly peter) but then that’ll definitely mean he had it during high school, so unless talia was amazing at keeping secrets and the mum just never saw peter after that (and after getting his memories erased) i just don’t see derek not knowing considering they went to high school together.. as of stiles and scott’s ages i think they are in senior year… i think. seriously, what kind of mess did you get yourself into peter?

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latenightjimmy:

Zachary Quinto explained his totally normal interview vocab

zachary quinto did u mean GOD

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