Don't be a lemon. Be a Rosebud.
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caira/f/17/england/pan

The Upgraded version of Dirty Diana

"And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read. Who needs stupid books? They are for petty crooks and I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams"

Hollywood Whore. The Good Looking with Something Cooking. Teenage Dirtbag. Dancing with Myself. Jersey Girl to your Bruce Springsteen. Mrs Brightside. Girl all the bad guys want, apart from the fact no guy wants me.

The forever awkward Cairawr.

Sorry for being such a pervert, but porn is pretty awesome. May be a teeny eeny wincy bit obsessed with wrestling. I'm a TRUE FAN of Incubus because I lure women into my bed. I like my coffee black just like my metal. Frank Sinatra and Johnny Cash make me a weeping angel. Dontblinkok. #pushcaira2k14

Peter absolutely is not attracted to the new kid who sort of maybe smells a little bit like gun oil.  That would be stupid.

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1234halefire:

In which Peter opens the wrong tab.

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porn but my parents just dont know it

wolftraps:

highpriestessofjogan:

wolftraps:

Listen, mute dude. I think you’re seriously underestimating how hard Peter is to kill. After the nuclear holocaust, there will be cockroaches and Peter Hale.

I need like a comic strip of a city in ruins and in the center of it is Peter playing poker with a bunch of cockroaches just like “Your move…but remember I am the alpha…”

omfg yes

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July 25: J. R. Bourne poses for portraits at the Getty Images Portrait Studio during Comic-Con International in San Diego, CA.

gogoatt:

Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt

man I just had the biggest orgasm

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some bitch I know makes a post about how people shouldn’t need to use labels to explain their sexuality because nobody cares anymore and nobodies fighting the ‘patriarchy’ anymore and that you should just go up to the person you fancy and say “lets get jiggy” and in that same post she started off with “Why are there more genders than breakfast cereals nowadays?” then followed off with “If you like men, women, none, whatever.” because apparently this bitch doesn’t realise sexuality and gender are completely different things. like wow ive got a vagina. I like vagina. wows. and in the same post she was all “pansexual, homosexual, bisexual, whatever, it doesn’t matter stop labelling yourself accept yourself you beautiful blob of flesh” which is funny since she told me pansexuals need a wake up call.

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water. —

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via cradily)

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larrys-cup-of-tea:

"5sos isnt punk rock"

excuse but have you heard ‘Pizza’ ?

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wrestling-giffer:

SLATER

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primadorton:

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LOL WHAT, I’M SORRY WHAT!?

MY BABY GABRIEL MAY BE RETURNING, YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

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that means I can ship Sabriel again!

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Okay breathe…

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I’m getting too excited over something that said ‘implying’.

I. ain’t. even. sorry.

ya’ll little fuckers only reblog this now cause of my reaction ya’ll are laughing at me and my excitement well that was the old me 2014 me has fucking grown now fuckers i just masturbate instead

sethiereigns:

Christian is so done

Christian is feeling so attacked right now

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wow ian, please, think of the vaginas

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listening to lets get it on by marvin gaye at 4AM because im a free woman and no man is holding me back

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